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To help combat my loneliness, I have made a top three list of positive things resulting from living alone for the summer.
1) I have the bed to myself. This is the best thing ever. EVER. THE WHOLE BED, OH CHRIST CAN YOU IMAGINE IT!? I've been sleeping like a doofus to mark the bed as my territory. I sleep diagonally, I reverse polarities, I have four pillows to myself, and I use them all. I sleep with all the lights on, and with music playing. I ball up the blankets and hug them like pillows, and then lay the pillows on top of me like blankets. We are going to have to buy one of those ultra king size beds this year, the kind that are 18 feet by 23 feet, or some awe-inspiring proportions like that. The kind of bed that goes to all four walls in the room, so once you open the door you have to crawl all the way to your spot in the bed room. Seriously. I can't go back.
2) The bed,
3) it's all mine.
1) I have the bed to myself. This is the best thing ever. EVER. THE WHOLE BED, OH CHRIST CAN YOU IMAGINE IT!? I've been sleeping like a doofus to mark the bed as my territory. I sleep diagonally, I reverse polarities, I have four pillows to myself, and I use them all. I sleep with all the lights on, and with music playing. I ball up the blankets and hug them like pillows, and then lay the pillows on top of me like blankets. We are going to have to buy one of those ultra king size beds this year, the kind that are 18 feet by 23 feet, or some awe-inspiring proportions like that. The kind of bed that goes to all four walls in the room, so once you open the door you have to crawl all the way to your spot in the bed room. Seriously. I can't go back.
2) The bed,
3) it's all mine.
posted by Bluebeard at 2:06 PM
2 Comments:
You might as well just lay mattresses all over the floor.
No way, it's gonna be a custom job all the way. Biggest mattress in history. Gonna build a new house just to accomodate it.
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