Learn-o-pedia

While searching for leads on some old acquaintances, I came across the wikipedia article about my high school. In addition to some sort of semi-professional wrestler (Not the kind who may go to the Olympics one day, the kind who get hit with fake chairs, and have feuds and shit) my class gave rise to a player on the Indianapolis Colts. I knew this kid in first grade, maybe second. In high school he went on to be a pretty good football player, and his dad was a famous bears player. I guess it makes sense that he would go on to be a pro football player, what with his amazing pedigree, but it was surprising to see nonetheless. The only thing I remember about him was that he was at my house one time, and I was really upset that my favorite cup (a sweet ass sippy cup) accidentally got melted in the dishwasher, and he made me feel better. I think he made me feel better by insinuating that the dishwasher was an idiot. Tearfully, I agreed.